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THE CHIEF NANOOS STARS

ARIES-Mar 21-Apr 20
Love is in the air this week; try not to get caught this time. Remember the Hospital food. Don't put yourself through that again. Be devious and practice your lying techniques, It'll pay off in the long run. Try and hide some cash away for a rainy day, you never know when you'll need it. Buy some new socks on Wednesday.
Lucky cake-Doughnut.

TAURUS-Apr 21-May 21
If you're planning on going away this Christmas, December is a good time for travelling abroad. But look at the long range forecast first, air disasters are much more common in the winter months, Try and put that to the back of you're mind and stop worrying.
Lucky Stone-cherry.

GEMINI-May 22-Jun 21
Think about changing your appearance this week, not just your wardrobe, but consider plastic surgery. Have a nose job and tummy tuck for starters, and maybe even some liposuction to get rid of that unsightly belly. You know he says he still loves you but can you be really sure? Don't go out Tuesday I repeat don't go out Tuesday.
Lucky pie-Steak and Kidney

CANCER-Jun 22-Jul 23
Be on the look out this week for nosey neighbours. Keep your curtains drawn and don't worry about the local pervo,Every neighbourhood has got one. It's only a matter of time before they catch him, and soon you'll be able to sleep safely again. Get a quote for some new window locks. You know the old ones are easy to open.
Lucky Fish-Cod

LEO-Jul 24-Aug 23
Get the cars brakes looked at this week, you know they shouldn't have locked up like that. Next time you might not be so lucky. Make time this week for an elderly neighbour, you never know one day you'll be old and on your own. Good time to buy a Goldfish and one of them little castles for him to swim through.
Lucky colour-Green

VIRGO Aug 24-Sep 23
You have to make a big decision at work this week, which if wrong could mean major redundancies and the collapse of the company. Ask yourself, are you up to it? Try not to let your partners mood swings worry you. And try to forget the alcohol abuse, it'll soon pass.
Lucky Fruit-Water Melon.

LIBRA-Sep 24-Oct 23
This week is all about you; look at yourself and where you are going with your life. Do you still love him? or does he get on your nerves, could you live happily without the kids. If the answer is yes, go now and soon it will all be just a bad memory. And remember; take him for every last penny. Don't be influenced by anyone else!
Lucky Bird-Pigeon

SCORPIO-Oct 24-Nov 22
This week try and help a loved one with a problem, maybe you could help your nephew to stop glue sniffing, after all it was you in the first place who got him hooked. Don't blame yourself and try and patch things up with your Brother even if you do still hate each other. Maybe arrange a family get together.
Lucky Vegetable-Carrot.

SAGITTARIUS-Nov-23-Dec 21
Consider taking out a large loan this week or re mortgaging. You know all them things that your dieing to do but just can't, well with that money you could. Just imagine a new car, new house or even a new identity where nobody knows you, where you can start afresh. Go on just sign on the dotted line, and put the past behind you.
Lucky Soup-Oxtail

CAPRICORN-Dec 22-Jan 20
Spend time at home this week and try and lay of the bottle, its very easy to become an alcoholic and not realise till It's to late. Be aware of your problem now and seek help. Go and visit your uncle in Hospital, he has been in there 8 months and the time is now right. Try and find out if you get a mention in the will. Be subtle.
Lucky Dessert-Trifle

AQUARIUS-Jan-21-FEB 19
People will want to confide in you this week, put them of and tell them that your not to be trusted, remember last time, you know you cant keep a secret. If you don't it'll all come flooding back and that will mean sleepless nights for months and months again. Be strong and try and distance yourself from close friends.
Lucky Metal-aluminium.

PISCES-Feb 20-Mar 20
With Saturn heading for Uranus the time is now right for buying a time-share in Baghdad. Try and get relatives to chip in, as this will help you all financially. Tell them the rebuilding has started and you've got to move quickly because it's going to be the next Benidorm. Impress upon them the advantage of a holiday home and ignore the abuse.
Lucky Tinned fruit-Mandarin Segments.

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