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THE CHIEF NANOOS STARS

ARIES-Mar 21-Apr 20
A good week for meeting up with an old flame. Throw caution to the wind and if the opportunity arises go for it. Bad time to be thinking about changing the car especially if it's German. Don't consider changing or cashing in an endowment policy this week, Wait till next Wednesday.

TAURUS-Apr 21-May 21
This week is all about losing your temper and getting your own back. Try to be clever and take the credit for everything you can. Good time to be planning a family holiday unless your thinking about Spain, stay clear and travel further east maybe Cyprus or Italy. The time is now right to buy a pet Rabbit or Hamster.

GEMINI-May 22-Jun 21
Try to cheer up someone who is suicidal with your sense of humour, but try and forget what happened last time. Nobody still blames you! Good time to buy a new garden shed and lawn mower. Sharing time with a loved one should help to block those awful memories And help you to start rebuilding your life again.

CANCER-Jun 22-Jul 23
Be on the lookout for bargains this week especially jig saw puzzles and Cardigans. Close friends are concerned about your health. Do they know Something you don't ? A surprise invitation arrives, but it will mean a train journey . Not a good week for rail users. Stay home and decorate the little bedroom. Magnolia not recommended till Thursday.

LEO-Jul 24-Aug 23
Be honest with people this week and try and put things right with an old friend. But remember you were right and the Jury saw it that way as well. Don't worry about the looks people give you, they'll soon forget. Good week to move and start a new life where nobody knows you. Preferably Up north. Be strong for yourself and the remaining members of your family. Good week for planning the garden planting for next year.

VIRGO Aug 24-Sep 23
Look out for friends and neighbours this week, Should the old lady across the road really need thirty six pints of milk on her step, go and see if she's ok. An advert on the telly reminds you that someone owes you money and must be contacted. Buy a DVD player this week but not till Thursday afternoon. Fishing not advised this weekend -stay home.

LIBRA-Sep 24-Oct 23
A big decision needs making this week and you must not make it on your own. An old friend phones you up and invites you out. Think long and hard before accepting. The time is now right for jacking in your job and telling your boss to shuv it where the sun don't shine. The kids are getting you down but remember there's always vallium to help you through.

SCORPIO-Oct 24-Nov 22
Financial worries come to a head this week, be cautious about letters you receive offering help. They'll cost more in the long run, and remember you can always turn to alcohol, it really could help, Good time to start an adult education course-maybe pottery or metal work. Try to keep your mind off your money troubles, I know its difficult but try.

SAGITTARIUS-Nov-23-Dec 21
Try to spend some time at home this week, all them late nights and early mornings are starting to take their toll, and your beginning to look rough. Maybe make an appointment with the Doctor you never know what could happen or when. Be extra careful at work or when working with heavy machinery. Don't make any long term plans.

CAPRICORN-Dec 22-Jan 20
You are full of good ideas this week and look to friends for encouragement. Be strong and follow your head not your heart and don't be put off when they laugh at your ideas. Good time to paint the house and buy a new fence You know the old ones had it. Compliments come your way this week but don't take to much notice, there's probably an ulterior motive and soon they'll Be on the earole for something.

AQUARIUS-Jan-21-FEB 19
Time to sit down with your partner this week and sort out your problems, Discuss your gambling debts and her uncontrollable spending sprees. Maybe seek counselling or marriage guidance either way its up to you. Don't get to depressed you've come through it before and will again. Good time to pay overdue bills and get them people of your back. Consider a hobby- Maybe building life size models out of matchsticks or plane spotting.

PISCES-Feb 20-Mar 20
Good week to start Morris dancing. Throw yourself into it and join a club. Don't be put of by friends and family and do something for once in your life you want to do. Ignore the laughter and be strong. Good time to start riding a unicycle to work and taking control of your own destiny. Get that lump looked at at the Hospital, remember what happened to your Dad and your Granddad it could be hereditary. Try not to worry.

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