Global predictions as foreseen by the world famous astrologer
& spot welder Kedonaldarmus
AK 2004 -
World shortage of Danish pastries, Which will see the rise in world
domination of The Apple Strudel. AK 2005 - Unseasonably warm winter
causing snowdrops to start flowering early. AND THE polar ice caps to turn a bit
slushy. AK 2006 - Brentford to be promoted from division two. And win
the Champions league in the same season. AK 2007 - The Doner kebab
will become an endangered specie. And a frenzied breeding program will begin to
try and restock the world with fresh new young Doners. AK 2008 -
Somewhere in the world a war will occur where the yanks will for once keep
their noses out, and let people who don’t like each other get on with it.
AK 2009 - Feb Cod will make a comeback. After near extinction in 2002
AK 2010 - Scientists will engineer the worlds first fully cloned
Bricklayer. AK 2011 - Ozzy Osbourne will come to the Wembley arena
(eventually) AK 2012 - Beaver pie will be the new Caviar. AK
2013 - The M25 will be four lanes all the way round, including- under the
bridges. AK 2014 - Grant will buy the crisps in the Pub one Thursday.
AK 2015 - The year of the great wobble, further details of this
massive event are available in the features section on the homepage of this site
under the heading ‘What the years represent to the kedonald faith’ AK
2016 - Famine and complete crop failure will devastate Wales. AK 2017
- The TV program ‘Pop Idol’ will account for more viewing suicides than any
other program in Television History. AK 2018 - The Pope will win the
Eurovision song contest. And go straight to no 1 with ‘I’m alive and kicking’
(just) AK 2019 - A dodgy Scotch egg will start a global plague of
such epidemic proportions, that it will sweep the Earth and kill millions of
people in a very short space of time, Rivers will become polluted and the air
will smell of bad eggs. The stench will be unbearable And people will keep
questioning each other ? “Have you farted” Sea levels will rise and the sky will
darken over the major cities of the world. but after a couple of weeks and a
quick squirt round with air freshener things will be back to normal. (happy
days) AK 2020 - Weapons of mass destruction will be found in the boot
of a 1964 Austin Cambridge That was parked in a lock up just to the north of
Baghdad high street, this vehicle it is alleged used to belong to Saddam
Hussain.That’s if the log book is accurate, and he sent the correct part of the
form back to Swansea. After he sold it on.